The replies to this tweet are so
mind-bogglingly dumb I am having trouble believing these people are real.

This makes me happy.

just watch baseball. this is what baseball is and why it exists

*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume*

“Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb”

mel gibson losing it at the eclipse

Earthquake 2: electric boo…you get it

Okay it was an earthquake.

We’re so back

This is the earliest the Mets have ever lost me in a season.

Love this dude so much.

Goddamn do I love hockey

I can not believe how stupid these people are. Apparently clumsy edits on a live broadcast = conspiracy from the globalist cabal.

It’s absolutely insane someone was paid a real salary to write this article

100% convinced this guy is trolling and doesn't believe a single thing he posts.

Why does this cow look exactly like my friend’s cat

The fact that Plemons became BY FAR the most famous person to come out of Friday Night Lights is legitimately insane.

If this account was a performance art piece it would be so fucking brilliant

People who comment on post articles and reply to post tweets might be the dumbest people on the planet.

I don’t think she realizes just how big a narcissist she is. Or maybe she does but doesn’t care?

I have photoshopped
the picture
you were hoping
would prove I was alive

forgive me

graphic design
is my passion