Sometimes you have to make a dark chocolate latte cookie with espresso powder and some malted milk chips. A little smoky Maldon salt to set it off.

I like that these look like the tinfoil creature that fancy restaurants used to pack your leftovers in.

Love the idea of this dude just standing ten toes down to the idea of it. Just giggling to himself and trying not to laugh at his little joke because it would ruin the exposure.

Listen, Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland still goes. Unimpeachable beat.

I have been impersonating Toad singing Doja Cat to Adam at every turn. I think it’s healing my inner child.

I took Latin in high school, which explains a lot about how insufferable I am, and even I don’t think about the Roman Empire like that.

Not that I need anything to fuel my superiority complex but those grocery haul pics?? Yeah…..you guys can’t be serious. Learn to cook a damn meal.

Some of you should have more sex. MANY of you? Less. Absolutely you should have less.

Magellan-ass beanie

Just going to fire off some final thoughts before deleting tonight. Maybe empty the drafts. Pick a fight with a soccer bro. Who knows! Really go out swinging.

Well damn. Fortunately, I didn’t build any of my work here like others, but I did like it for its special chaos. If you have interest, I’ll be on that one app and that other app. @/mckenzers (.Bsky.s0cial) for both.

This should be illegal. ONE (1) Bobby pin

Getting ready for work

Brb updating my will for future children.

I don’t want to post my family’s little ones on here willy-nilly but I was just sent a SUPREMELY cute video of my niece saying I’m her best friend and calling me “Miss Kenzie” (the ‘mck’ sound is HARD) and I wish you this kind of joy in your day today.