Searched “songs to belt to” on Spotify, sorry to my neighbors 😂

Happy place 🌴

I should be acting worse honestly .

i love hearing a man moan. in my ear or out loud😭 what the fuuuuuuck??? i love that shit with all my heart do it again

Don’t make fun of his haircut, he’s SENSITIVE 😤

Date idea: we lick my homemade whipped cream off each other

“i don’t want to pay a deposit”

“would you do x for £less?”

“are you available immediately?”

“i don’t want to provide ID”

A soft spot to lay your head 💐

I own a green velvet couch exactly this color 🫣

All yours 🖤⛓️

The baking theme lately has been Sprinkles ✨

I have my first couple date of the year this weekend & I am sooo excited 😈 I adore adventurous couples & getting to help them explore their relationship in new ways!

See DMs/texts/comments are so hard bc everyone’s like “just answer, it takes 2 seconds” but the quicker you answer the more people DM/text/comment & instead of making the stress go away it makes it WORSE 😰😅

I’ve heard your life needs saving, I’ve got just the thing 😋 Come dive between these thick thighs babyyyy

The biggest compliment is when they book you for their birthday ❤️☺️

I love being a man’s present and take the role seriously!

Look Fellas, OnlyFans is like a strip club. The $15-$20 subscription is the door fee. If the girl sits and chats, you need to tip her for her time. If she messages you pics or vids, pay her for the dance. Do NOT expect to get everything for the $15 you spent at the door.

*chants* SUNDRESS SEASON SUNDRESS SEASON SUNDRESS SEASON ☀️

Dating clients: 'For our 1st date, I have brought gourmet chocolates and your favorite perfume. You have truly captivated me, wars would be waged over your ethereal beauty. I love you, here is 2000 dollars'.

Dating IRL: 'so, when r u free to grab a coffee or go for a walk? Btw I…

What’s your NYT games routine?? For me, gotta warm up with the easiest: Wordle. Then the Mini, to really get my brain goin. Then, finally, Connections so I can either have my daily god complex or humiliation, depending on how ruthless Wyna was with us that day

Oooh saw someone post about a 4/20 date & now I need one! Who’s booking me? 😇💨 I’ll bring the munchies if you bring the green!