that’s to say the album is ridiculously beautiful. it took me a minute because it’s main subject matter is a pos.

the tortured poets department

I’m trying so hard to be a positive person after a lifetime of pessimism, but the universe isn’t helping at all, so selfish.

update, he canceled, but keep em coming, i’ll answer when i’m home in an hour.

I’m sitting in City Creek parking garage waiting for Miles tutor to be ready (he’s 40 mins behind so far 😩)…once he’s ready, I’ll be sitting at his house for another 90 mins, so…

ASK ME ANYTHING

🤯🤯🤯

is it okay if you flex on behalf of your kid, because i’ve been doing it for 17 years and i don’t want to stop today…

somehow i am participating in the management of Miles’ spring baseball team, am the “coach” of Simon’s 7-8 old team that Miles’ friends are coaching for volunteer work for their college applications, working dull time & trying to manage a family/household, if i die, that’s why.

i’ve watched this at least 100x

Listening to Miles and his AP calculus tutor hurts my brain.

happy valentines friends 💌

i hope somebody, somewhere, thought about posting the “we did it, joe” video right after the chiefs won last night. i’m mad i didn’t think about it til now, i’m way off my twitter game.

valentines ready ❤️

all i care about is being right and i’m right

my whole house wants the 49ers to win so they are trolling, laughing and mocking me, so i actually know how taylor swift feels rn.