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Michæl Jœl Bartelle

@michaelbartelle

actor. proudly repped by @GlobalArtistsUK. quizzer. sneakerhead. phd from @shakesinstitute. he/him/y'all.

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Tarantino: Jackie Brown
Scorsese: The Last Waltz
Spielberg: A.I.
Kubrick: Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Hitchcock: Rear Window
Nolan: Memento
Fincher: The Game
Cameron: True Lies

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I meet well-known people all the time and it usually ain't no thing, but today I met Christiane Christiane Amanpour and...I can't say I played it completely cool.

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I am pretending every screeching Republican defence of Trump is actually about the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial

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I don't usually say things like this but I think you should stick to presenting hit quiz shows, making jokes on panel shows, writing bestselling novels, appearing on podcasts, and expressing *correct* opinions on Twitter rather than making hateful comments like this.

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People far more eloquent than me make this argument all the time, but we all need to say it. Either
1. Stop demonizing drag queen storytime & start focusing on the actual #1 killer of children in the U.S., or
2. Stop pretending like you care about kids & let someone else lead.

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I feel like if news outlets are going to write sentences like this, they should also be like “Easter, which shifts according to the movements of the moon…”

I feel like if news outlets are going to write sentences like this, they should also be like “Easter, which shifts according to the movements of the moon…”
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Damn. Imagine growing up and realising your dream of being a professional footballer. You train hard every day and you play your heart out, and all the while you're thinking 'I hope I get paid this month!' 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤩🤑 theguardian.com/football/2023/…

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I never knew before today that this cute creature existed. If it was indeed the origin of the pandemic, it was only as a result of human cruelty. And now it may even be more likely to be the target of hateful action. washingtonpost.com/health/2023/03…

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I know that people are thinking a lot on this Budget Day about the years of broken promises & gaslighting & declining economic climate, but maybe the real benefit of Brexit was the friends we made along the way.

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