Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Dan Saltzstein Get used to eating a lot of harissa
Michael Ian Black
Bio I wear a very thin gold bracelet.
Location The wilds of Connecticut
Tweets 10,3K
Followers 1,9M
Following 723
Account created 16-02-2009 22:15:15
ID 21035409
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Dan Saltzstein Real suggestion: get Melissa Clark's DINNER cookbook. Everything's amazing and generally pretty easy to cook.
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Dan Saltzstein Mugs of liberal tears.
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : I'll tell you who would think my humor is a little niche: Martin Luther King, Jr. Still love the guy.
Jen Spyra
Twitter Web App : My mom is days away from hijacking a plane, then running shrieking from the wreckage with a burning scrap of fuselage and holding it to my neck until I’ve finally watched Bridgerton and agreed it's a visual feast
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Paul and Storm Ben Acker Holy shit that's good
Michael Ian Black
Twitter for iPad : David Corn He threw paper towels - what else do you want?
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Ken Marino Please spell it "fer sure"
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : I know he's only got a day left, but c'mon, give him a chance.
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Jim Gaffigan Ghost of Lincoln could stop by, too.
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Eugene Mirman Ken Reid Seems like they deserve the full Ken Burns treatment.
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Oliver Willis Bob Odenkirk
Michael Ian Black
iPhone : Doesn’t it seem a *little* convenient that the exact same American extremists most likely to commit terroristic acts miraculously *all* show up on the same day to commit terroristic acts? Makes you think. #FalseFlag
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Ken Marino Aharon Rabinowitz DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : This is already my favorite Coen Brothers movie. twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/…
Blue “🌊” Moreno
Twitter Web App : “You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one”
– MLK
Be A King
Twitter Web App : Please don’t act like everyone loved my father. He was assassinated. A 1967 poll reflected that he was one of the most hated men in America. Most hated. Many who quote him now and evoke him to deter justice today would likely hate, and may already hate, the authentic King. #MLK
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : Tim D Fidel Castro had nothing to do with it - don't be ridiculous.
Michael Ian Black
Twitter Web App : I heard that Martin Luther King Jr. worked with Hugo Chavez to rig the election.