S H A M E I N B I O

Sleeping is hard.

You have a lot to lose. £180,000.

So, it’s horses that keep doing that? Cheeky mares.

Happy St George’s Day.

Perfect one and only reply to my last tweet.

Painting my face raging pink and wearing an inflatable Rumplington’s Old Speckled Cock Ale hat today. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Ha!

I got The Best of Foo Fighters on blank cassette. #RecordStoreDay #RSD2024

I queued all night in the wind and the rain but I got what I wanted for #RecordShopDay #RSD2024

NEWCASTLE COMEDY FANS! The brilliant Lee Kyle is doing his solo show at Tyne Theatre on Saturday. His first time doing this big venue as a bona fide solo comedy god. It would be ridiculous to miss this. Get your tickets!! Plus retweet & spread the word. Let’s sell this gig out!

NEWCASTLE COMEDY FANS! The brilliant Lee Kyle is doing his solo show at Tyne Theatre on Saturday. His first time doing this big venue as a bona fide solo comedy god. It would be ridiculous to miss this. Get your tickets!! Plus retweet & spread the word. Let’s sell this gig out!

Hooray. I only discovered John Tottenham Bot because Michael tweeted about him. Off to buy his new book. Ahhhhh do you remember the good old days when people would RT stuff they liked so other people would buy it too

SHITTING HELL!!! Monkey is on ITVX.

Absolutely overjoyed to find out there’s a new book of John Tottenham Bot poetry out this month. Go to his website and buy it. I love him.

Fucking hell, this is great.

If I don’t receive the attention
that I think I richly deserve,
I feel slighted and ignored.
On the rare occasions
that I do receive it,
I feel like a fraud.

“I Shot J.R.” t-shirts.

Actually, this photo might even be better.

If you’re ever feeling sad or a bit blue, just remember to take a look at this photo of Dave Vanian on Good Morning Britain in 1986. Been making me laugh for 10 minutes.