Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot )

Middle Age Riot

Bio Brilliant comedy jokes by John Hartzell.
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Account created 10-09-2016 03:12:58
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iPhone : According to a recent Rasmussen poll, Donald Trump still has a high approval rating among morons, idiots, nincompoops, imbeciles, birdbrains, dunderheads, numskulls, nitwits, simpletons, twits, clods, dolts, oafs, schmucks, schnooks, stupid people, and Republicans.

iPhone : If the presidential election was “rigged” in 2016 and Donald Trump has been president for four years without fixing it, why would anyone vote for him now?


Twitter Web App : Fuck you, Donald Trump.
Fuck you, Bill Barr.
Fuck you, Jim Jordan.
Fuck you, Matt Gaetz.
Fuck you, Mitch McConnell.
Fuck you, Lindsey Graham.
Fuck you, Kayleigh McEnany.
(Costco had a two-for-one sale on fuck yous.)
Fuck you, Tucker Carlson.
Fuck you, Sean Hannity.
Fuck you...

Twitter Web App : When hashtags like #ImpotusAmericanus appear many times in a tweet, it's an attempt to get the hashtag trending.

If you use #ImpotusAmericanus in a tweet, you'll only encourage the use of hashtags like #ImpotusAmericanus.

Please don't use #ImpotusAmericanus.


Twitter Web App : Democrats: "Everyone in Epstein's files should be investigated."

Republicans: "Every Democrat in Epstein's files should be investigated."


Twitter Web App : I refuse to sign my organ donor card until I get some kind of guarantee that no part of my body will ever be used to keep Tucker Carlson alive.

Twitter Web App : Republican politician Louie Gohmert, who claims to have caught COVID-19 from wearing a mask, is now claiming he got pregnant after several people told him to go fuck himself.

Twitter Web App : If only thered been some indication that Donald Trump lacked the mental and emotional stability to handle the presidency. #TrumpIsNotWell

Twitter Web App : On July 4, 1776, the United States declared its independence from Great Britain.

On November 3, 2020, let's declare our independence from Russia.


iPhone : Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, so while he's still alive I would just like to say that Donald Trump is shit wrapped in skin.


Twitter Web App : I want Donald Trump's head to be kept alive in a jar for a thousand years so he can see his name go down in history as America's worst president, least competent leader, and most notorious traitor, and realize nobody ever liked him.