Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.
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10-09-2016 03:12:58
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Hoodlum ๐บ๐ธ
@NotHoodlum
Commentary โข Satirical Emeritus
Wheelie Nelsonโข
@theliamnissan
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY
Novelist, playwright, essayist and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called, โone of our pre-eminent humorists.โ Illustration by Tom Bachtell
๐ฑ Scary Larry ๐ฑ ๐บ๐ฆโ๐ป๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ
@aintscarylarry
You may have followed me in a past life. One thingโs for sure, if youโre fighting to defeat fascism and save our democracy, then I am your friend. #FBR #Resist
๐DeathMetalViking๐
@DeathMetalV
hot takes and sausage
Donhammed Trumpistan
@TheRealDon85
Criminalize Maga. Bi Beta male vermin Libtard who loves sexual anarchy and drag shows. #MemberOfTheWokeElite #PatriotForBiden #LGBTQIA ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Fuckface Von Fishstick๐บ๐ฆ
@FfaceVonFstick
#TeamPelosi Bkd by K. Lake, R. Giuliani, J. Miller, D. Loesch, T. Fitton, D. Bongino, S. Baio, E. Snowden, C. Woolery, R. Stone, Catturd, T. Tritt, P. Morgan.
angry buni ๐คฌ
@theangriestbuni
Pro-dog. Pro Cat. Officially pissed off. I cuss a lot. if you canโt take a joke, Iโm not your huckleberry. Pro-Choice. Pro-Trans. Pro-Get Off My Lawn. No DMs
Paul Leigh-Some Rascal on the Internet ๐ง๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ
@Pleightx
Independent humorist. Making people laugh by any memes possible. Chris Hayes nicknamed me Rascal. Support me: https://t.co/LHOU4nBqvr & https://t.co/wOyFXe9w7K
That's HEDLEY!
@HedleyLamarr23
Iโm now on Threads, Post and Spoutible, same username, just in case Twitter flames out.
Kal - Watch how they vote, ignore what they say.
@TruthJustis4USA
If Republican voters stopped listening to what they say, and started watching how they vote, thereโd be far fewer Republican voters.
LP
@AManCalledLP
#TheLounge Admin
โ ๐publican f*ckery detected
@adelpreore
Developer, Husband/Father, Comedian, Musician. Enjoys long romantic walks to the liquor store... stop looking at my profile...it makes me feel dirty...
Eric the editor ๐๐ซ
@Editor_of_Eric
...Go, sell your possessions, and give the money to the poor... ~Jesus. Some headlines, some satire; something for everyone.
Matt Gaetz Forehead
@mattgaetz4head
Rogue Forehead. Many people are saying this is Parody. Snopes confirmed.
Jesus Fucking Christ ๐
@SHEsus__Christ
A lady on the streets but a freak in the tweets. ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ
AMERICA'S BEST PATRIOTโ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ โก๏ธ
@AlisonBoxxer
KEEP VOTING EVERY REPUBLICAN OUT OF OFFICE FOR ETERNITY When Democrats show up to vote, they WIN #Bidenomics #GOPtaxscam
Blue Girl in Red State
@ChicagoWindy62
๐๐๐ โ๐๐ฉ๐๐ โ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฅ โญ๏ธ
@Cheap_Knockoff
Live Laugh Loathe
Lieutenant Corporal Phobo ๐ ๐ท ๐ป
@JoelTCarter
Artist & Designer striving to make a difference in the world visually Never MAGA Country first
Diego Wilson
@DiegoWilson3825
US Army Veteran, Political Aficionado, Emergency Medicine Expert, Educator, Radical Moderate, Actual Patriot, Multi-lingual World Traveler, Actual 'Genius' etc.
Richie โ๏ธ
@HoojieBoojie
Birthplace: Maternity Ward.......... Judging you're typos.
Joseph Lanthier
@nhojhpesoj
Freelance Digital Editor, Editing Instructor, Guitar player, Cook, Goombah, Brooklyn Boy, Liberal #FightingForABetterTomorrow
Kate Lowell-Shaw
@KateLowellShaw
'Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; /Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...' - W.B. Yeats, prophet Just a lurker. X follow.
Gonnasay
@Gonnasay24
Laurie Hunter
@LaurieHunt90614
Retired registered nurse, now volunteering my services part time. Love to dance, listen to music, and share a laugh or a smile. ๐จ๐ฆ๐ซถ๐ป
Wells paige
@wells_paig51
Iโm just here to read news and looking forward to meet a new friends, please follow backโ๏ธ
Ben Dover
@FckElonX
Why does Elon hate free speech?
Laughandlearn
@Laughandlearn
Fun, funny, educational tweeps please. Love travel, reading, learning, educating, kids, cooking, crafts, art, new things,... Smile! Laugh! LOL LMAO
TitleistGuy
@GuyTitleist
Left leaning libertarian, golfer, loves dogs, tolerates cats.
Raymonda Schwartz
@raescouter
GTC
@GTC_Coffeedrip
I block strange women with boobs hanging out. Not interested in crypto AT ALL. โค๏ธ my dogs,coffee,family in that order. Did I forget chocolate. Spelling awful.
JustSuzanne ๐๐๐๐๐ฆฎ๐ฆฎ
@NoDictatorsUSA
Democracy first... ALWAYS.. say no to Dictators Putin & Trump.MAGA are a Cult devoted to the biggest Anti-Christ Con... Make America Sane Again ๐๐
Tura Satana
@theturasatana
TSP founded by #TuraSatana RIP & #SiouxzanPerry. In production of film biopic with dir. #CodyJarrett & #YOMYOMF #AsianAmerican
Patricia
@Patrici82941571
Chris Morgan
@crmorgan417
John Conrad
@jconrad73
Strategic PR marketing comms guy who likes to keep it real. Father of identical twin boys in Old Town Alexandria.
Brandy Canan
@CananBrandy
Oklahomie
Ron Rieker
@RonRieker
BZ ๐๐๐
@theegrymweeper
Lifelong progressive, mom to Murray and Willow, blue dot in a red state, Democracy is the only way. No DMs please. Greg Rowe
@GregRow95201295
Little Savage ๐๐ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ง
@LittleS60817255
Vote blue ๐ never Trumper, Democracy matters, #BLM ๐ท๐ธPics of the Palm Beaches (FB),โค๏ธnature photography, animals, the mountains & the sea
alexxenon1997
@alexxenon1997
Centre-Right Progressive/Progressive Neoliberal. Eurofederalist ๐ช๐บ. Pro-NATO. Pro-American ๐บ๐ธ. Also support: ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐น๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ท. Anti: ๐ท๐บ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ต๐ท๐ธ
Make It Memeingful
@WeTheMemeingful
Living the Memeingful Life. Orange Man Bad. Trump Memes, Funny Anti-Trump Political Shirts. #Swifties for Biden #BidenHarris2024 #Biden2024 #TrumpIsBrokeAF
JUL3IE JOHNSON
@JUL3IE
If laughter is the best medicine, then I must be VERY sick! @soothsayer
@soothsayer9999
I see the future sometimes. I have no control over it. It just happens. Degree in philosophy, astrologer, ENTP, logician, cat proponent.
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@JHlove12345
Wifeโค๏ธ, ๐mother, ๐ณ๏ธโ๐friend, Democrat. Host body to 4 Descendent of the Salem Witch Trials, I follow back.
sherri.cola
@SherriCaudell_
*Curator | Writer | Artist
Debr ๐ต
@deb_uu4ever
๐My fam, dogs, books, & tunes. And the beach! ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฆ *LowCarb*GenX*ProudVeteran'sWife*Atheist*GunOwner4GunReform*BandWife*GoRVing!* #NeverTrump ๐ฉต
lzh3131
@lzh313136587
# RockChalk #GoChiefs #NCAAM BB #Astros โต๏ธ๐ฏ๐๐ซDMS
Ricky
@Sl1ckrick34
I stand with Ukraine! ๐บ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ 02/29/1988 Lifelong Democrat!๐๐๐ Cali born. Believer in human rights for all! โโ๐พโ๐ฟโ๐ฝ๐๐๐
Lee Valentine Smith
@lvsdaily
LVS is allegedly some kinda artist/writer/music(ian)historian/contrarian/minister/tastemaker/scene-ruiner/aging hipster/alternative comedian, etc. New account!!
LemonadeLiberal
@LemonadeLiberal
Level 30๐They/Them
Andres Ryan
@Andrescsyan
Sharing Things I'm Learning through my foundation work and other interests.
Annabelle
@Annabelle180282
Horses As Is
@horsesasis
Jersey Gmom
@Gege53555240
karma, it stings.
MyBelle Amie๐งโโ๏ธ
@MyBelleAmie2
Wife, Mother, Educator. Believerinsocial contract,fierce defenderofDEMOCRACY,USAFVET๐บ๐ธdescendent of John Alden #theresistance,๐2022๐NEVER TRUMP/GQP=TRAITORS
Knight of the Bonk Table
@TwoBitOcelot
I share my opinions and news. If you're a #NAFOFELLA do follow me so I can follow back. #Anon friend also. #NAFO #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
Judy Gramo
@gramo_judy
Tom
@tom_in_chicago
๐บ๐ฒ๐Each one of those blobs of light in my profile pic is a GALAXY!!! Think about that for a while.
HarryMudd24๐ง๐ง on Threads - Harry_Mudd15
@HarryMuddd15
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐บ๐ต๐ซ๐ซ๐ท๐ฉ๐ช๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐นstarting over. MOST DMโs are blocked. Direct, straightforward, the most trusted name on Twitter, and honest.
MrX
@TheBrane64
michael. Funny, Respectful, VN Vet 25th ID, Dem, ERA, No Fascists,Trump! NO BS CHAT. #FBR Follow back. #BLUEWAVE #resistor FLR ...I'm Mr X, don't ask me Y
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@tinfoilhatbands
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@noLfrazier
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@legallass10031
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@boyer_tomm84339
Larry M
@detroitlarry3
Ex Roadie, Former Govโt Worker & Union President, Defender of the Timid and weak, Star Gazer, Traveled some entertaining roads in life and still alive, amazing.
Shiny Objects
@Shinyobjects3
easily distracted by shiny objects. Look, whatever you do in life, remember, think higher and feel deeper. It cannot be bad if you do that.โ E.W.