The trick is that nobody should see you coming. That’s how you survive in this world. 😊

I was looking for a house in Abuja I saw a house which was for no igbos as from Rivers State I said let me try
Landlord said mention the name of our Governor I said Nyesom Wike
Yoruba landlord said its that not a Igbo name I said it’s not he said I should keep deceiving my sef

I understand the happiness
This is the only food ya all have to eat

Just so you know know, more than 70% of the car batteries sold in Nigeria today are manufactured in Aba and they’re 2x better than the ones imported from China, I know this cus it’s the business I do.

Very soon Nigerians will know who is defending the Naira, how they are defending the Naira, where they are getting the monies to defend the naira without it reflecting on our day to day life.

Dollar is falling my foot. Yet the prices of goods are increasing daily.

Abracadabra

It still has to be signed into law by Fubara
How una won do am

I’m a baker in Abuja.

We have banana bread available all week.

Price:4,500

The bride is also a runs girl

This two idiots do not know what they are doing

There are people who believe that this things work
They are in this same twitter with me

We call this type alinga

Hope it doesn’t smell
Like fish

Which fraternity operates like this Biko
Certainly not odd fellows

Teme

We need Tinubu for second tenure

Second chance kwa u don kill person
U Dey talk of second chance

Reno Omokri is a castrated man, he currently doesn't have any genitalia.

I'm putting out $10,000 for anyone who can prove that he is a complete man with genitalia.

Please this guy by name Chibuzo is critically lying at Navy hospital, he was hit by car at Abule Ado this night. no phone on him, or any identity. If anybody have info how we can get his family should help.

RT please

All these girls are hoes

MISSING PERSON ALERT 🚨

Name: Uwakima Nicholas Essiet

Age: 11

Last seen: At Pipeline, Rumuokwurusi, Port Harcourt on Friday, April 19th, 2024.

Please call 08070321941, 07036680366, 07037762626 or the nearest police station if you have info about her whereabouts 🙏🏾