i have a new phone, i am trying to load twtter, i dont know my password...any ideas how to transfer twitter so i dont lose my accojt?

i am trying to post 42 tweets in one day, ffs i have lost count already.

fact: the country has been in a constitutional crisis since the election.

twitter is a great place to feel invisible

i feel as though i am shadow banned yet again, if you see this say hi or tell me to fuck off please : )

the new republican voter mantra ought to be 'slowly killing ourselves' just to own the libs'

to all the numbnuts that were scared of the fucking emails. you all suck goatballs, henceforth, are dead to me : )

twitter; for people like me who have no problem being ignored. every day. for 2 years.

hopefully caustic witticism runs in the family : )

ya'll know that king john died of dysentery, in a filthy crap filled ditch, surrounded by stolen loot right?

38% of americans need brain transplants for the sake of FUCKoff. jesus, can they be any more stupid?

'hey does anyone see my tweets' yeilds more fucking responses, replies and followers than all of my funniest tweets combined x 50. what the holy fuck?????

orangegonad and pedophile priests all following the same ancient proverb

'do as i say, not as i do'

you mean: if you weren't a liar a cheat a theif or a racist, a sexual predator, a rapist, a coward and a blitheringly hypocitical moron. right?

the only picture of the dickchunk i can tolerate

when 'shithole' nations protest to this magnitude, the leaders are removed.

one more fucking bastard tells me 'if i were in europe during WWII i would find a way to assassinate hitler bla fucking bla bla', and i swear i will throat kick them, even if it means breaking my hip.

if the GOP were held to the same standard as car insurance, it would be the end of the republican party : )

since nothing truly rhymes with orange i have renamed him the dickchunk : )

people, you do realise when the dickchunk is out and on trial, his defense will be 'but you all knew i was a liar, it is all your fault for believing me'