My disrespectful ass son and I hope you watch my special this weekend.

We’re live baby.

this was very funny and everyone should watch it

I would never kill myself but if I did I would do it on Fathers Day.

Every single day I wake up and read about the most harrowing atrocity I've ever seen in my life, then the next day it's topped by something that's somehow even worse, and every single time it's a crime that simply could not have happened without Joe Biden choosing to enable it.

Yeah man he ordered 30 milkshakes for himself. Liberals are brain dead.

“B-b-but…you can’t bring your kid to a BAR!” Ok call the cops.

My dog isn’t trying to disrespect you. New special out on YouTube right now.

Yes he's the dumbest man in the country and he beat you lol.

None of the guys who liked this post could sell a single ticket either.

I wonder if Peppa Pig’s mom is a fucking TERF

It’s actually healthy to hide thousands of dollars from your wife.

What if it was Garvey Milk and he wanted to get all the gay people to go back to Africa

That would be a great shirt…for me to poop on.

My (vaxxed) Wife refuses to accept that I signed up for our dogsitter’s Onlyfans BY MISTAKE while trying to Venmo her for watching our dalmatians. I can’t stop crying. I would never

special rocked.