me pitching diss track lyrics

ALL-NEW PINK OPAQUE TONIGHT LETS GOOOOOO!!!!

Please stop sharing this. Anya Taylor-Joys only do this when they are severely distressed.

🚨🚨🚨

Tag someone you’d share a churro with!

found Kristi Noem's letterboxd 😬

you won't believe how many cops this will make Eric Adams hire

if you see one of these headlines about Challengers tomorrow that's a different Mike Scollins

This is my computer's absolute favorite thing to do. No clue what it means but have fun.

Seeing Dave in London tonight!! I hope he empties his tour bus on JK Rowling 🫡🇬🇧

So looks like calling in the NYPD to arrest over 100 students for peacefully protesting in solidarity with Palestinians in an attempt to silence them has backfired for @columbia. It’s night 3 and these students are making it clear they’re not going anywhere.

dog sucks

I would be so pissed if someone ever thought I was a cop

Taylor Swift singing about watching American Pie

this is such a funny thing to be mistaken about

I am in this bonkers movie! Saturday 4/20 at Vidiots!

ice cold to use a pic of the book half off

who sucked offffff the feeling

hello, I’m Fred Schneider from the B-52s. honestly I’m not sure if I’m the best person to be doing this, but here’s the names of all the U.S. soldiers who were killed in the Vietnam War

ALL-NEW PINK OPAQUE TONIGHT LETS GOOOOOO!!!!