@milkinhisbag
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calendar_today06-09-2012 00:22:29
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bobby wasabi
I am many things
kelbin
educator. sports fan
Big Tucson Dad
When all else fails, all roads lead back to margaritaville. Cohost of @MinorBreakdown DMs open for business inquiries or stupid jokes
Natalie
(in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
HEART ATTACK MAN š„š¶š¶
āFREAK OF NATUREā the new album, out now!!!
3 months ago
iām at a point in my life rn
if u just tell the officer u got some shit to take care of u should legally be allowed to snatch their gun
going with this for the office white elephant gift exchange
average dude conversation
my dad at 25:built like a greek godnot a phone in sightcool as hellme at 25:130 pounds soak and wetautistickinda good at fortnite
4 months ago
this is totally normal and chill right?
dudes actually rock so hard itās insane
nothing says thankful like reaching for an officers service weapon
another day another attempt to sports gamble my way out of clinical depression (iām one 12-leg parlay away from eternal happiness)
philly cheesesteak airpods n some head
best backshots in the game champš
completed my prayer corner
the best part of every single horror movie is when all the supporting characters gaslight the female protagonist for the first hour and 20 minutes of the film
it was nice seeing you PINKPANTHERESS š¤
munch army reporting for duty