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Mark Hamill to join the cast of ‘Start Wars: A Damn Menace’

Cast:

Joe Biden - C-3Pedo
Kamala - LandHoe Cunterisian
Mark Hamill - Womp rat (himself)
Trans Solo the Wookiee - Michelle Obama (herself)
Barack Obama - Cunt DooDoo
Congress - Clones
Spkr Mike…

Ratio’ed the governor.

I think this officially makes me the new governor of New York.

Oh, some changes are comin’!!!

I’m gonna need to appoint a Secretary of Foolywang.

So The Big Guy has announced he won't sell precision guided munitions to Israel if it defends itself against Hamas.

So instead Israel will rely on its vast war reserves of unguided dumb bombs and Korean War-era artillery rounds, thereby greatly increasing collateral damage and…

Remember when Pelosi hired an additional 87,000 IRS agents & said don’t worry they’re only going after the “rich”?

And Republicans said that’s a lie?

Turns out we were right - those IRS agents are going after the middle class

63% of new audits were for families making less…

Good morning and happy Thursday to all my “not a Democrat with a small D” folks out there.

Also good morning and my condolences to the folks out there with “small D”. Majid, Krassensteins, JoJo, even though her “small D” is still bigger than theirs…

Us “big D” folks are gonna…

In the last week:

Endo Health was fined $1.5 billion for pushing a drug with no clinical trial data to support for their claims.

Pfizer agreed to settle over 10,000 lawsuits for intentionally failing to disclose cancer risks associated with Zantac.

AstraZeneca admitted in a…

Never forget how a Black woman was the face of a historical, multigenerational brand. Never forget how we all grew up looking at her and didn’t feel any sort of way about it. Never forget this woman, Nancy Green, was inspirational to the Black folks of her time. Never forget how…

#BidenWorstPresidentEver

His weakness encouraged Putin, Hamas, the Taliban, Hezbollah, Iran, North Korea and China.

He's the worst President ever. His poor leadership has created global chaos, war and suffering for millions.

Hundreds of Jewish students at Columbia University just published one of the most incredible student letters I have ever read.

It's not only magnificently written, but it also clearly articulates their experiences on campus for the past six months.

Their letter tells the story of…

A radical far left group has admitted to breaking into a police facility in Portland and destroying 15 police cars.

They also attempted to burn down a nearby business that had people inside, similar to what Democrats did in Minneapolis, where they burnt a man alive, and Richmond…

Leftists: “Fuck Trump. He had an affair!”

Me: Bill Clinton cigar banged TF outta Lewinsky, proven that he raped women, and ya’ll voted for his ass, twice

Leftists: So. Biden is President

Me: Ok. Biden wifed the nanny who committed adultery to marry creepy Joe. Joe Biden…

'The Pandemic of the Unvaccinated'

Far left outlet Slate claims America should ignore the intention of the Constitution.

Slate argues this to attack the principle of Presidential immunity.

Ironically as an example, Slate argued that if Trump assassinated someone, he shouldn't have immunity.

Obama assassinated…

When the democrats want to keep speaker Johnson, you know we are FUCKED!!!

Dear .Governor Kathy Hochul

I am Black, I own computers, laptops, and iPads. I also have two college degrees, speak two languages, and I’m a small business owner. Black excellence exists. It’s only seems impossible to racist ass Democrats like you who think we’re all stupid…

The thing about repeatedly telling terfy women that “in x years everyone will think you were on the wrong side of history with the trans issue” is that we don’t care.

We know that if the whole of society really believes that we were wrong, in a few decades, there will be far…

GTFO…

If you chant “death to America” and pro Hamas, get the fuck out

If you burn or damn our flag, get the fuck out

If you bad mouth our military and disrespect our combat veterans, get the fuck out

If you’ve voted to fund billions to Ukraine while proudly waving their…

How to dog walk someone, by Zeek Arkham.

1. Leftists can never directly explain how Trump is a racist. They have *one* thing that was attributed to Trump and his father, and anyone who bothered to actually do research can see it was more of a denial to Section 8 tenants.

2.…

People seem to really, really, REALLY enjoy when I eviscerate Democrats for their fascist beliefs.

I think that speaks somehow to an unrecognized need in our society. I can't quite put my finger on it yet exactly, but I think it has something to do with how Fascist Democrats…

Dear Jewish Democrats:

I know it is hard to break up with the one you love, but when you look at yourself in the mirror and see the black eyes and the welts on your arms, you need to understand that your abuser will never change. I know your abuser says “Oh baby, you make me so…