Every Sunday is my 1 January🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️new resolutions , goals , targets etc etc 🥶🫣🫣

I need to learn how make a stunning cheeseboard🧀🍘 and a fruit platter 🍇🍓🍒🍉🍎within 3 weeks oh and at least a 4 litre mocktail 🍸🍹what i call a punch 🙂‍↔️🥶😌 it has to be puuuuuurrrrfect 👌🏼🤞🏽

Twitter is a good place to find Love🥰♥️😻 especially those accounts that tweet once in 3-4 days with less than 1000 followers and are unverified! Yes that is where the your Husband and HIS generational wealth are located 🤑😂 🙂‍↔️🤩Trust me on this🤞🏽🤞🏽

Hlengiwe Mhlaba gives us that good old fresh clean worship music 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ the kind you want to listen on a road trip along the curvy roads with that beautiful mountain scenery 👌🏼🥰🗻

Natural hair rinorwadza dzangova nharo idzi 🙂‍↔️🤧😮‍💨

Social media is the only place where you can be anything and anyone you want to be . You can live vicariously through your account 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

You know you are taking this app too seriously if you have an obsession of who is behind a handle 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ but then some of you Twitter is the alpha and omega of your being🤧

Katsike kekuda kungobudikira muswa 18 April chete nemureza we zimbahwe kapere this year, nekuti all year round tichirwa kuti who is the goat winky d or jah prayzah hatimbokuwonei ana mainini 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️after today hatichakuvoniyi

Sometimes Before debating or arguing a quick IQ assesment must be done because you will argue with someone mentally in a 2G era 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ sometimes it’s best to just say oh ok you are right 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I am Forever grateful to those who sacrificed it all for the Liberation of our Beautiful Zimbabwe . Those who have unnamed graves , those who shed their blood,those who made it back but were forgotten and those who now feel it was all in vain Today I salute and honour you🇿🇼🙌🏽👏🏽♥️

This is what moody and unpleasant human beings want to believe ! They are your colleagues why do you want to trigger them ! Such people ruin pleasant atmospheres 🤧if you want to be out of the way go away

Soft Soft beautiful Life 💗💖💞

Crocs were made only for health care professionals 🙂‍↔️🤩the rest of you bvisai school shoes dzedu 😝

Long hours vs Crocs 🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️☺️👌🏼

To reduce screen time
To reduce food intake
To reduce in weight
To increase in Wealth
To increase in Health
To increase in Wisdom

🥂👌🏼😝 some day in this lifetime 🤩

I have not lost any weight on the #Carnivore diet if anything I have gained so it’s time to scrap that off 😭😭 enjoyed it and the health benefits and it was easy to do but my goal is weight loss not to reverse diabetes 🤧

It is time for all the Real Housewives Franchises to bow out gracefully! Take a bow and rest !

I believe man can be a super great Dad without ever braiding his daughters hair or epainting nail vanish on her nails 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ some things are just aesthetics

This tweet is about me , I’m a bitter old grumpy woman 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🤣🤣🤣🤣

My theory and I’m forever on that hill if you want to give your children the very best things in this life reduce the number of then babies ….?Simple mathematics 🙂‍↔️🤧