Places on Earth that don't look real - thread 🧵

1. Namibia, where the desert meets the ocean

Imagine showing this to someone a week ago

oh my goddddd

researchers built a smartwatch heart beat monitor that uses a slime mold for its operation. the slime mold has to be fed and cared for, so the users in the trial... developed an emotional attachment to it 😭😭

The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials

“Sir a second Temu ad has aired”

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

travis kelce will catch the golden snitch today i'm sure of it

do you guys think travis kelce is allergic to pineapple and in an attempt to end his reign the other team laced the sprinkler system with pineapple juice they intend to turn on during the game, sending him into anaphylactic shock, killing him, and winning them the super bowl?

all foggy n the grass be a lil wet

when ur being mean to me this is who youre being mean to btw

“I’m just a girl” is a direct response to the culture that raised men to avoid all accountability using the phrase “boys will be boys” in this essay i will..

Me signing off of every Teams call

Him: Are you fucking stupid?

Me:

barista asked if i’d watched dune and i said oh yeah and she said she’d messed up making a flower and got shai hulud instead

This is what releasing your inhibitions looks like

I think he should be forced to carry it to term

a sky full of flowers.

Remember, if you're cold, they're cold. Put them in a tiny shawl.

another day as a big girl with a big girl job

Vivienne Westwood Bridal.