GM. The temptation to philosophize should be thoroughly resisted.

Probiotic? No thanks, I’m not political.

Oh, did you think we were interested in you, toots?

Another day, another meal for one.

I've gotten really confident eating out alone, but I wasn't always. As an introvert, I only have a small group of friends and I'm often alone.

I used to feel strange eating alone but I actually really enjoy it now.

Me with big eyes and negative canthal tilt waiting for bae to come back from girls night

9/10 of the dates you’ll go on will be with an avatar of a social media hivemind.

it’s soooo easy for your entire life to just be the continuous consumption of slop. media slop food slop fashion slop music slop slop slop. the only way out is the ascetic path, utter avoidance of vacuous filth as a practice and way of life

A few times a year I have a depressive episode that lasts 1-2 weeks, and the absolute best treatment I’ve discovered is telling nobody, exercising, drinking water, and doing a few nice things for people.

I’m distraught

I like Tucker. I could convince him. Give me a six pack and some Zyns and we will hash this out.

Read Bronze Age Mindset

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People complain about Boomers leaving no resources for their children, but I imagine it will be even worse when future generations have to explain grandma’s trips to take middling ass shots in Bali.

Me and who?

This is one of my favorite Twitter accounts because he posts these extremely relatable vignettes for single guys without a huge circle of friends (me)

You get drunk and text your ex. I get drunk and rail against romantic love on Twitter in a surprisingly articulate fashion. We are the same.

They don’t know I’m Mr. Hostile