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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K

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Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine.
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He's relaunching his midnight music practice

'Seriously?'

'Yes.He calls them high notes from soul

'Heavy stuff'

Yes,it's rock music

'His neighbors are OK with it?'

They get free drink,Cola on rocks

'No scotch on the rocks?'

He serves alcohol free music

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Guess what? His new pet rock is causing chaos

'Seriously? A pet rock?'

Yeah, he named it .' Thinks it's a mood lifter

'Irksome? A rock-bottom humor'

Next, he will teach it a trick or two. Maybe sit or roll over?

Our lives just got rockier, thanks to irksome.

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He's innovating

'That's not new. What now?'

Food n art fusion..quirksome creation is on its way

'Don't say he's turning into a pineapple pizza artist'

Yeah,a pineapple pizza wielding artist

'He's a pineapple prince in pizza kingdom'

Holding pizza not sword

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Did you hear about his wild party?

'No.What happened?'

The is he danced on tables

'Seriously? He's got moves?'

More like flailing, let's not spread it unless we want him to start a dance school

'Imagine our friend's school of questionable dance moves'

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He's joining university

'Again?'

Yes,to get a legal degree

..to help an innocent in distress facing an

'Very noble.What crime?'

Serving pineapple on pizza to neighbors in karaoke party

'He served it to them?'

Yeah

'Music on a fruity note..sour tho'

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He thinks he can teach his goldfish to sing

'Seriously?Why?'

He wants his goldfish to fulfill his unfulfilled dream

'He's such an '

I told him it's a fish, not a choir

'Maybe he's hoping for a fin-tastic performance'

Well, he's one helluva fishy optimist.

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He's the latest eternal

'Our friend?'

Yup. He looked at rain&said rainy days are nature's way of cleaning the streets

'Everything's alright? What next?'

Waiting for him to find a silver lining in burnt toast

'Probably call it extra crispy, optimist style'

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Our friend decided to into a plant

'Seriously?He wants to make his neighbors green with envy?'

Claims it's the new trend

'So do we water him instead of getting pizza?'

Pizza flavored water fits best

'Hope he won't start vegans of the world unite movement'

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He had that look of someone delayed when his pizza arrived late

'Delayed for what?'

Delayed to embark on his journey to the world into a better place

'That's unsettling..will his memoirs have a chapter on how pineapple on pizza guides us to nirvana?'

Indeed

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