Ethar(@momkenbardo) 's Twitter Profileg
Ethar

@momkenbardo

Godspeed

ID:116839911

calendar_today23-02-2010 18:50:24

85,1K Tweets

3,0K Followers

1,1K Following

Dr. Glaucomflecken(@DGlaucomflecken) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Remember, pepper spray is oil based. If you get sprayed DO NOT rub your eyes. Immediately blink as much as you can to wash out some of the oil with your own tears. Then, wash your eyes with baby shampoo or dilute dishwashing soap and rinse copiously. Water alone won't do much.…

account_circle
빛✨(@fruidee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

daily reminder that you're closer to being homeless than you are to being a generational billionaire. these people are you and me

account_circle
tate(@50FirstTates) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us

account_circle
Dr. Glaucomflecken(@DGlaucomflecken) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is obviously nonsense, but fun fact, we do have data that shows sleeping consistently on one side of your face can cause a droopy upper eyelid over time!

account_circle
i make beats ✞(@DonDadaNYC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You can literally see the dog thinking & coming to a realization on the answer 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is mad cute bro

account_circle
keta(@keta_mean_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

it’s honestly mindblowing just how much taking care of yourself as an adult is simply learning to eat at home and going on walks

account_circle