I tried to get my kids to watch Better Off Dead (my favorite movie as a kid) and they read the two sentence synopsis and were like, “Mom, it’s a comedy about stalking and suicide? That sounds terrible!” We watched Legally Blonde instead.

My 26yo assistant just told me it was all the rage to collect matchbooks now as if this was a new thing.

Great work Ilana Wiles! We're honored to inform you that 'The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting' made it to BookAuthority's list of best Humor audiobooks of all time! bookauthority.org/books/best-hum…

On a plane. Should I watch Tar or Amsterdam?

They seriously could have not found a better guy than Ronald to be the only real person on Jury Duty. Dude is renewing my faith in humanity.

#WorldStridesPartner I’m excited to partner with WorldStrides & take my 13-year-old on one of their programs. My own class trips created some of my most formative memories so I’m a big supporter of educational travel! Learn more about WorldStrides here: bit.ly/mommyshortstw01

These Oscars are warming my apathetic GenX heart. #Oscar2023

So is it just me or was Travis Kelce the best #SNL host in a long time?

What is woody harrelson talking about??? #snl

This m&ms campaign feels a little too inside for me. I just had to do way too much explaining to my husband and kids who are not on Twitter.

I nominate Friends from College!

Does Il Makiage have the largest marketing budget ever? Or are they spending to reach me on every platform every five minutes exclusively?

Apparently: What Movie Have You Been Waiting for Your Kids to be Old Enough to Watch? ilanawiles.substack.com/p/what-movie-h…

I enjoyed the Fabelmans but mostly because I knew it was Steven Speilberg’s story. I loved that parts were Easter eggs for future films and it was interesting to see his journey to who he is today. I just don’t understand why it was called the Fabelmans,

I’m glad Tracy got Eddie to laugh. He’s a tough crowd! #GoldenGlobes

Oh they’ve just given up now

What show should I download for a super long flight? Just finished white lotus.

Hello Sign getting bought and redesigned by Dropbox feels like an Apple product just changed into Windows. It's making me dislike the brand Dropbox when I've had a positive experience using their cloud service for years. Who is behind this terrible redesign????

Sandy Hook Promise was founded in 2013 & ten years later, they are still working to protect children from gun violence. Join me in my pinky promise to do everything I can to prevent gun violence by texting PROMISE to 79775. #sandyhookpromise #honorwithaction #neverforget

So, was this a two season con? #whitelotus