“It’s not chugging, I’m just swallowing back to back” - @RaquelAnalise

Recommended by Yor’s truly ;)

Being in an office is hard because like what if I just want to take a nap

running into tom nook in the most extravagant outfit ever with 0% of my loans paid off

God really has me spoiled

amber heard: “i was not punching you, i was hitting you”

camille vasquez: “imagine if mr. depp were the one saying this this to ms. heard”

case fucking closed. #JusticeForJohnny

Jesus loves me and I love Jesus

I really wish I could be everywhere at once :(

Me when they announce Gabby and Rachel as the bachelorette, after declaring I’d never watch this show again 10 seconds before #Bachelor

This is amazing!!! You're so talented ty 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Elon Musk with the fattest ratio on President Biden

Sometimes I feel like my boobs don't go with my outfit and I wish I could just switch em out depending on my aesthetic of the day

Me who switched to android last week: 👁👄👁

If my Twitter was anyonymous I think that I would post so much more 🥴

This is why YouTube is disabling dislikes.

BREAKING: Federal Appeals Court Blocks Biden’s ‘Staggeringly Overboard’ Vaccine Mandate dlvr.it/SCQCV4

This is literally how dumb parents are. You’re signing your kid up for a giant science experiment. 🤮 The Simpson’s never miss

Apparently the Astroworld festival deaths aren’t being released because of settlements… guess there really was more than just the 8 😐😐😐 #traviscott #AstroWorld #astroworldfestival