this is how your email finds me

it is diabolical that I’m not there 😢 I have a hello kitty dodger shirt for this reason

my cousin sent me these pictures from when we were kids and he rolled me up in a blanket and kept me there for an hour

if they went to the hello kitty dodger game together, they fcking raw 😫

And so the summer baddie music begins 😫☀️

someone edit Cinderella holding a tajin bottle so she can be happy omfg

how it feels for my best friend to have my location 👼

Im going to sick new world in two weeks and i dont know what to weaaaar 😫

A classic California scene.

Me asf

Yo imaginando que me invitan una michelada

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…

mi amiga y yo burlándonos de los hombres enfrente de nuestros novios

This is how I found out OJ Simpson died mind you.