Not very modest if you ask me

I have to say…NYC earthquake Twitter is so much better than LA earthquake Twitter.

10 minutes! We had shirts before we had an emergency alert

this is the fastest merch turnaround I've ever seen in my life

These collections used to be curated by humans, meant to help others understand the news through tweets.

That team was fired en masse by Elon Musk.

Now its replacement is reporting — as the voice of X — that Mayor Eric Adams has deployed police officers to shoot the earthquake. 👍

Phish Twitter! If you’re still out there.

Do I know anyone who might vouch for me as a real, trustworthy human for a CashorTrade deal? In Asheville?

Sphere tickets are a whole thing and the person who I’ve made a deal with would like some encouragement I’m no fraudster. 🙏🏻 ⭕️

I’m sure the earthquake has nothing to do with the forthcoming eclipse, right? RIGHT?!

USGS says the earthquake was a M4.8 and centered about 5 km NE of Lebanon, New Jersey earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ev…

TWITTER IS BACK, BABY

WHOAAAAAAAAAA

A thief disguised as a trash bag was caught on camera stealing a package from a home in Sacramento abc13.com/porch-pirate-s…

a truck carrying 100k chinook salmon smolts (yay!) crashed in eastern oregon and flipped over (oh no!) but did so right above a creek (yay!) and a bunch died (oh no!) but more than 75k of them were inadvertently released and will likely return there to spawn as adults (yay!)

Sounds like this dude has a passion for cannabis and big dreams to build a company around it. Could’ve been a millionaire in the States. Instead, he’s facing the death penalty in Singapore. todayonline.com/singapore/ex-p…

Sending love and light from the US to victims and survivors of the attack on Moscow’s Crocus City Hall concert venue. Music spaces should be safe spaces. 💔 cnn.com/2024/03/22/eur…

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