Check out this safety system the Public Transport Company of Zurich, Swizterland is working on

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love sausage reduced
To £4.62

Many thanks to former Wings drummer Geoff Britton for the loan of this. Even he didn’t know much of the (fine) detail inside what is a pretty weighty tome📖👍 Paul McCartney

#paulmccartney #macca #wings #geoffbritton

Kim Jong Un's party, the Workers' Party of Korea, won the latest election with 99.91% votes. This is a slight decrease from the 100% votes they had in the previous election.

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

GOOD CHRIST! 😳

(Almost belated) Happy Birthday Gerry Adams
Posting this with a nod to Danny Morrison too…

me, to shovel salesman: [at a shovel store] how’s this do with like dirt & stuff?

shovel salesman: i’m not gonna bullshit you it’s pretty good

Rare footage of Walt Disney voicing Mickey Mouse in 1940. November 1st 1940, Walt Disney released the short film 'Mr. Mouse Takes A Trip'. While it was nothing special at the time, it has since grown some historical significance, as Walt Disney himself was filmed recording his

🎶 She’s been living in her upland hoose 🎶

Horse brakes

There’s something off about this cat…

she is going to get 500 of his shoes in the settlement

Awesome suitcase anti-theft system from 1961

.Danny Morrison

An extremely brave woman jumps from plane to plane to mid-air to change a landing gear. 1926.

Possibly Trump's only real achievement in life is to disprove Malcolm Gladwell's '10,000 hour'rule. No one has ever played as much golf as DT and is still so resolutely shite.

Zooming in on a pen