me laying on the floor cause i got back problems at a young age

me: gives all my love & support to someone

them: leaves me

me:

2020 was a crazy year...

Day 6 of 2021...

2020 was a crazy year...

Day 6 of 2021...

y’alls stimulus ain’t hit yet? can’t relate lmao

How many times we gotta teach you this lesson old man

Co-worker: hey can you cover my shift...

Me:

me and my ex get along so good that we talk about the times we cheated on each other 💀😂

my guardian angel when they got assigned to me

me walking over to my co workers to tell them about the disrespectful customer i just helped

how the entire united states looked yesterday

everyone rn

when i use “🥺” this is actually what i mean

him: i love your lil tiddies

his porn searches: big fat tiddie btches

me when i see a little kid fall and starts crying

2020 in a nutshell

how a computer gonna ask me if i’m a robot? bitch you're a robot

imagine having a friendship as good as theirs