Oliver Dowden tells everyone to store 3 days of food incase of a national crisis.

What is he referring to?

WW3? another Pandemic?

No it's because of Brexit, another one those Brexit Benefits.

Absolute implosion.

So dear Steve Bray has now lasted longer than FOUR prime ministers!
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State of Leasehold Limbo continues..........

Many more sleepless nights ahead.
We have put so much work into the getting to this point. The Leasehold & Freehold BilL is in its final stages in House of Lords but what will happen to it now a #GeneralElection has been called 🤔

Staff at Number 10 are busy feeding documents into shredders.

#GeneralElection

😂😂😂 unlucky Paul

Wes Streeting Privatisation is not saving the NHS. But nobody expects you to tell the truth about your plans to reward your private health donors.

I hope the people in Ilford North are more intelligent than you give them credit for.

#BritainDeservesBetter
#DontVoteLFI
#DontVoteLabour

What's your favourite election slogan so far?

I'm kinda liking 'Vote out to help out'

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#GE2024

Could this Tory government get even more ridiculous?

Some furious Conservative MPs are rumoured to be working on a plot to CALL OFF the general election by replacing Rishi Sunak as leader before Parliament is dissolved next Thursday.

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Helen Whately 'Real household income is going to fall for the first time in any parliament going back to the 1950s' Ed Conway

Close the door on your way out on 4th of July

Harry Scoffin Rishi Sunak lets not forget the 2019 manifesto pledges. If he doesnt and also not bring in ground rent cap/peppercorn then further proof that we shouldnt trust any tory manifesto promise #Torylies

You’re a Jobcentre Plus advisor, and this oaf walks into your branch on July 5th.

What do you say to him?

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Voting #tories as a #leaseholder is like voting for KFC as a chicken.

Do the right thing and vote tactically.

#GeneralElection

NEW:

Some angry Conservative MPs are hatching a plot to call off the general election by replacing Rishi Sunak before Parliament is dissolved.

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Yesterday Rishi Sunak sold Royal Mail for £3.5bn.

Today he called an Election.

RT if this sale must be cancelled and Water must be nationalised.

#GeneralElection

But Sunak has almost certainly won the vote of Paula Vennells.

🚨 BREAKING: Tory MPs are working on a plot tonight to CALL OFF the general election by replacing Rishi Sunak before Parliament is dissolved next Thursday

Several letters of no confidence are going into the 1922 committee

[Christopher Hope📝]