alistair green (@mralistairgreen )

alistair green

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Account created 18-08-2012 11:24:25
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iPhone : How surprised would you be on a scale of 1 to 10 if zombies appeared now. They don’t say zombies on the news they just say people are attacking other people at random and biting them but it’s obvious what’s going on. I’d be a 1 or a 2 I reckon.

iPhone : Wonder if American policemen ever regret it when they throw their badge in the sea at the end of films. Seems silly. Could have just put it in a cabinet like I did with my under 14s Essex no.1 table tennis trophy.

iPhone : I’ve been thinking about this for a while and King Kong just wouldn’t happen would it. There just wouldn’t be a monkey that big without people knowing about it. It’s stupid.

iPhone : Because Bond shit his nappy and ran away look who’s had to step in and save us. That’s right it’s old muggins here. Get your stream on below.. 🧐 twitter.com/show_and_tell/…

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