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alistair green

@mralistairgreen

Too stressed to be blessed 💕

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Whenever someone bookmarks one of my tweets I imagine them saying no not now I’ll save that for later. Then they get home from work,make a cup of tea , get in a comfy chair, put their slippers on and open their phone to enjoy the tweet. Then they have a wank 😜

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Little tip if yr writing a post apocalyptic drama series- always have an ep where the heroes find a place called the commune or the chapel or something and everyone there is really happy but they’re TOO happy, somethings off- the twist? They’re EATING ppl. You’re welcome ✍️ 💰

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