The moon will only play silly buggers and block out the sun if it knows it has an audience. And you daft so and so’s are playing right in to its hands. Starve it of the attention it craves and it will soon get bored and go back to its rightful place.

I was actually offered the role of ‘conor mcgregor’ in the new road house film but I turned it down. I’ll always have love for action films and it is after all how I made my name but I feel its time for me to move on and spread my wings now. Just wanted to clear that up 👍

Think about what day it is 😂😉👍😜😜

Yeh I’m turning the clocks back- TO 400,000BC WHEN THIS COUNTRY HAD SOME BOLLOCKS 🇬🇧*

*before we became woke homo sapiens

Dreading Christmas

Always wondered when I’d turn up in one of my own videos

Voxpop: new England shirt

Well well well, whoever could they have in mind… 🤫 😉…

Happy #InternationalDayOfHappiness