I made a parlay bet that he wouldn’t play in the 2024/2025 season opener, so far so good! 🤞🏽

Some robots will murder us at some point but some will be out BFFs, look at the selfie ring lighting picture taking possibilities!

The thing that is most irritating of flying is deplaning, like just wait the f*** up, everyone is trying to get off and folks try to rush the aisle.

I mean, I do it too but I climb through empty seats like a civilized person.

I guess there’s no cheddar in those biscuits anymore.

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This was pretty good, Max had this in the bag and instead of just letting the clock run out he called Justin out to the center of the octagon and then knocked him out. Wow! #UFC300

Northside kids - The Quarry

Eastside kids - Downtown / Riverwalk

Southside kids - Don Pedro’s

Westside kids - Jim’s on Marbach
(if China Rose is already closed)

#SanAntonio

GCAC's Latino Bookstore's Texas Author Series April '24, Guadalupe Garcia McCall & Matthew Tavares! twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

guy talks shht, calls them 'illegals', posts video of them ONLINE

but in person, speaks Spanish & welcomes them, capped w/ a snide remark in English so they can't understand. Coward.

(asylum applicants aren't illegal, they literally have papers you can see in the video lol)