no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

happy pride month to anyone who has any remaining faith in the concept of months

I simply LOVE to be working in an isolated location with a ragtag crew of misfits, whether it be in deep sea or the vastness of space. I HATE to have my crew be picked off one by one, by an unknown entity or creature.

When I say I’m really busy, I just mean I’m peeing constantly

#NewMexico

Just one. I’m telling you. We eat just one billionaire and the rest will fall into line.

On one side of a river is a man with a fox, a chicken, and a sack of grain. Once, he had dreamed he would be a different sort of man, a man his father would be proud of, but it had all led, in the end, to this.

CW TW
After the devastating recent news out of Tk'emlúps te Secwe̓pemc Lands (Kamloops)

PLS consider making these 24-hour, Indigenous crisis lines widely known:

KUU-US:
Adult 250-723-4050,
Youth 250-723-2040
Indian Residential School Survivors: 1-866-925-4419

I fear the only way to bring the country together this summer is another BP oil spill or a nationwide manhunt for a serial killer.

emotionally i am the chair laundry

Now we just need a Captain Crunch origin story where he was bullied by the roof of my mouth

i know that wanting to murder someone for making a mean comment to someone i love is an over reaction, but this is my second period this month, so you understand

i wish all my uterus/ovaries a very go away

We're starting to fill up the Lightning Round⚡️ Best Ball Championship! It'll be hosted on MyFantasyLeague.com & you can find the details below!

Epilepsy Foundation of America provides community services, outreach, and tools to those living with epilepsy, like myself.

REGISTRATION:
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I have questions

A good measure of how happy you are is whether you want birds to shut the fuck up.

Be kind, rewind