Lemme make my black unsugared coffee, roll me some, then sit and watch HeartStopper all Sunday 🥰🥳

Voters complaining that the price of unga and cooking oil is high and using the same mouths to cheer politicians who arrive at political rallies in 12 helicopters. Stockholm Syndrome at its best!

Trying to get money i avoid becoming a bitter husband

There's a second wave of colonization in the animal farm and it angers all tribes 😂😂

Give this man a handcuff or we'll lose kenya in one hr afer erection

Wont make my wife cook for me, that is either sth i do myself, or we'll have a house help, but i can't be colonized at work, adviced at home by a lying woman and mislead by friends at the bar in one lifetime 🚮😂

You're fortunate enough to see the oblivion she's put u in 😂✌

Ng'we ng'we ngwe says we don't have the worst debt in Africa, everyone has fuliza 😂

Do what you can, with what you have, wherever you are.

- Roosevelt

Sku izi picha za food hazina parts za nyumba, even my mom now sends us just the plate and contents... hata parts za meza huoni,wach privacy ni tek manade 😂

Ahem

Someone with half your IQ is making 10x as you because they aren't smart enough to doubt themselves.

Stopped upgrading when i noticed my phone is only for calling my mom and texting men & women, and that's a universal feature in all phones 😂

For the Singles wishing to marry Luo girls....listen carefully..

Paying Dowry( Nyombo rules).

Announce the day of your visit and prepare yourself well ( Cash wise)

Change lots of 50bob notes ( finje) and stash like 1000 worth in several envelopes.

😂

People just hate abortion cuz it makes them 'feel bad', it's like hating gay people😂

Dear men,

let not your ego lead u into vanity chase in the name of looking for respect. Earn what you want and marry a kisii queen, thank me in the next life

Mr. Wajackoya, who was working at the ‘music room’ (phone tapping room), happened to have tapped and recorded a phone conversation between Daniel Moi and Nicholas Biwott on that day Ouko was killed.

My face rn 🤨😂