pro tip: if your 'solution' to the Nashville school shooting has anything to do with more guns, more cops, fewer doors, armed teachers, thoughts, prayers, or how you would have solved it with your own weapon, kindly sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, you're a useless dipshit

Here’s the top of my Twitter feed. Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz (🤮), Bobert, and Blackburn. I follow none of them. Great work, Musk.

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Hey, kids! It's your old buddy Steve King telling you that if they ban a book in your school, haul your ass to the nearest bookstore or library ASAP and find out what they don't want you to read.

God, Twitter is depressing.

Could anything be more perfectly aligned than the 118th Congress finally selecting a speaker on the day a 6-year-old shoots his teacher? Oh right, it was also the 2-year anniversary of Jan. 6.

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It's a perfect indictment of the Republican party that its future is in the hands of a malignant narcissist insurrectionist sex trafficker.

Love her.

You know, if @GOPLeader had forced Gaetz to step down after the sex scandals or had the guts to expel Boebert when she put lives of her colleagues in danger on January 6th, he'd be Speaker by now.

The problem with sacrificing principles for power: you end up with neither.

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Yup

9th times a triple dog charm, Kevin!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡 @GOPLeader 🤣🤣🤣🤣

8th time’s a charm! @GOPLeader 🍿🍿🤣🤡🤡🤡

So the first legislative accomplishment of the GOP-majority 118th congress was a vote to go home. And they cheered about it. A won vote “win” to stop working. Painfully on brand.

Kevin McCarthy: 0
Hunter’s Laptop: 6

Just remembering when Kevin McCarthy told Senate Republicans last month he was capable of funding the government in January so they should hold off on the omnibus

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Seventh time is gonna be a charm, Kevin! I can feel it! 🤡🤡🤡