“I really didn’t mean to but it was incredibly loud”

'The bee died after I sprayed wasp spray on it'

“She said she couldn't put the dog on the ground because it didn't like the feel of the floor under its feet”

“her scruffiness is apparent and it actually really bothers me”

'He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it.'

“She will normally get a t shirt with a location 'ticked off' on the back and she has said she can't tick off a work in progress”

'oh wow lucky girl'

“Me and my OH and our children all find it offensive when people get into their car/s and slam a door shut”

“Me and my OH and our children all find it offensive when people get into their car/s and slam a door shut”

“she was shocked that I used the word “boobs” in company”

'a massive stinking pile of poo on the hallway carpet, with splatters leading in to the kitchen'

“Granny's milk”

“So I threw it in the bin. DH says I was a douchebag”

“My partner often leaves “marks” on the sheets, even towels after he’s had a bath”

“I did have a slight twinge of regret about the poor person who returned to their full trolley to find mine plugged in.”

'did they continue flying?'