one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that is a lot of crows
seven for the crows are all looking at me
eight for shit they're massing for an attack
nine for the crows oh my god the crows

remember watching the OJ trial on the news as a teenager with my parents and thinking about how star trek the next generation was on bbc2

enjoyed him very much in naked gun, obviously there was the murder business

how do they get away with this nonsense
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that's good falling over

football, football is happening everywhere

matt le tissier, football career scoring regular wonder goals, barely broke a sweat at any point, retires and posts dad thoughts, again barely breaking a sweat at any point, what a dream life

when you think about it, lasagna is a savoury vienetta

thinking about how the freezer is easy to open but then you close it and now its hard to open

never look directly at me or my large sun

the eclipse is an interesting example of the sun, moon and earth in a three body problem like in a helium atom with two electrons and a nucleus or when there's a chair and you sit on your balls

watching the eclipse it's amazing it's like closing your eyes except you don't have to

great thing about earthquakes in new york is that if you need milk afterwards it's the only place you can walk to a local shop called a bodega

I just photos of the destruction out in Long Island.

Magnitude 4.8 #earthquake