Adulthood is just repetitively saying “...But after this week, things will finally slow down a little” to people, until you either retire or die.

Aryna Sabalenka out here bashing the ball like Tashi Duncan in the 2006 US Open junior final

This is a fucking quote for the ages

At a barbecue asking for a hot dog *and* a burger.

Absolutely need these for when I’m out on the town!

He declared Carly Rae Jepsen should be a bigger artist

star wars fan: may the fourth be with you!

me, former catholic: and also with you

may the fourth bea with rue!

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

Happy Friday, y’all!

I’ve became a cowboy a tortured poet and a radical optimist all within 6 weeks

Thank you ladies

One thing about me… I’m not afraid to send those roses on Hinge.

😏

IF THESE WALLS COULD TALKKKKK

🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Danny Barry and I would like to introduce you to our new son, Alfred (Alfie for short).

We’re registered at DBL and The Cheesecake Factory, and are also accepting cash/Venmo! 🥰

no performers at Pride, just this speaker and Espresso on repeat

Maybe everyone knew this but PSA if you're annotating a photo/screenshot on iPhone & trying to draw a circle/line/square/arrow/star/cloud/etc, if you hold down your finger for a second after drawing a sloppy shape, it will redraw it perfectly for you... The time I've wasted omg…