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Michael Brown

@mwbbrown

I'm just this guy, you know?

Opinions expressed are the official policy of my employer, the US Federal Government, The NY Mets, and the Holy See. He/Him

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My weight class is Karen ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ(@InsightTweeting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Boomers are going to move into assisted living retirement communities owned by private equity, and all this wealth will be completely stripped out of the population.

Boomers are going to move into assisted living retirement communities owned by private equity, and all this wealth will be completely stripped out of the population.
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Joseph Kittinger, an adventurer who set records for the highest balloon flight; the longest free fall, some 16 miles; and the fastest speed reached by a human under his own power, has died at 94. nyti.ms/3FFJ4db

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Today while my spouse was running errands, I set up an outdoor plug to be triggered 9 seconds after he manually opened his office blinds.

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Anytime you have imposter syndrome, remember that this guy was White House Press Secretary and he can't tell the difference between being attacked in one hemisphere and invading in another

Amazing

Anytime you have imposter syndrome, remember that this guy was White House Press Secretary and he can't tell the difference between being attacked in one hemisphere and invading in another Amazing
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