I am so good at blocking out sound when I work, but when I'm just out and someone is on their phone? Torture!! Whyyyyyyy???

Flying home from my holidays today and I'm dreading it (bc my garden will be shit, the weeds 😭) and so excited (bc I'm a homebody and I miss my pets so much). I'm looking forward to my next holiday, the cruise, aka lazy girl's hols!

It's my last day of hols and I thought fuck it, I'm gonna swipe right on this cute guy on Tinder. And you guys....I just had the perfect 1 night stand, my go, he was deeeeelish!! Of course he lives across the country from me! But I got exactly what I needed, so 😄😄😄

I've been doing lots of hikes this week and after every one I say a little thanks that no man has decided to kill me, which people will say is dumb but I haven't stopped thinking about Samantha Murphy, a woman near my age that went out for her usual run and was murdered.

This trip has been good for me, but also really terrible for my mental health. I'm feeling really low about ageing, not being wealthy, being fat and ugly, being single. Just generally unsuccessful at life. I can't wait to go home but also dreading it as it means no more walks ☹️

I swam in a sinkhole today that's thousands of years old, and there must be something magic in that water because my hair is soooo soft and silky

I'm reading a study that says on average, women have greater cerebral volume as a percentage of head size throught the life span, next time someone says men are superior 😂

Got stuck in an emu traffic jam today

Please be awake when loving tea

I am in an empty restaurant, I've been here for an hour and no one (there are 3!!! staff) has come over to take my order, except for my initial drink. I'm actually embarrassed for them? Like this is awkward

I think I'm just hangry, you guys, I'm struggling to find enough protein and veg. Look at my little grey streak, I love her

Rich people love to build big, fuck off mansions in isolated areas, don't they? 'Ah, the end of the earth, where I'll sit in this big house and will never have to have a meeting about another meeting ever again'

I want to go home, but the unfortunate thing about having a holiday in the middle of nowhere Australia is that the only way for me to get home is to finish the bloody holiday route 🤦‍♀️ If I was anywhere near an airport I'd cut my losses and bounce.

I love Jen GR Mum so I'm biased, but this is a very good paper about pet grief, as I know many of you have lost your bubs lately 💔

Thinking about matching with a mid dude just to get some sex 😭

I don't think this holiday is going to get me out of my depressive funk this time. I think it might even be making it worse. But, as with all things, I'm trying to make the best of it and savour the good moments when I have them

Now I can't sleep because I'm worrying about money and how I'm going to get through the next few months with bills piling up and the financial hit I'm taking being on holiday. Being self-employed sucks right now.

Whining on holidays is terrible, but I'm already doing this trip on a budget, which I hate, eating 2 minute noodles etc, and now my cat is sick at home and the vet's bill is $1K 😭 I wish I could go home, but I'd still have no work so I'd just be sitting at home broke and sad ☹️

I'm at the really missing my pets part of my holiday. I'm used to being away so I never miss them for long, but this is always the worst part of a holiday for me. I'm ready to chuck it in and fly home for a cuddle.

Current me is very upset at past me for booking my holiday during school break?? Am I dumb? Also for booking expensive hotels I can no longer afford (tbf I am getting all the use out of them, I check in at 2 and don't leave until check out)