be grateful for that jerk in the mirror

sweaty the clown is here to yell at you

full metal recovery

he was in the farm slaughter business, probably

goodbyegoodluckgetlaidgetfucked

we’re all at the cheesecake factory—we all have emotions

counterfeit money: now, more than ever

you’re certainly not one Vince Averill away from me right now, and you should be

grandpas! what’ll they do next!

back then all they had were lanterns and hope.

lice! don’t forget lice!

one long, rando october

well thank god religious fanaticism isn’t a thing anymore

[for anyone who heard the ep where we got engaged: we got married!

also sorry for the lack of tweets but we’re trying to survive this whole pandemic thing that’s happening—we hope you all are too!]

Super Loud WooHoo Guy

feeling feelings is a friend of the podcast

learn it, accept it, and get a necklace that says it

happy birthday Vince Averill! america’s husband!

applebee’s hostess to the world

it’s almost... i get why my mom is mad about this podcast when i read those quotes.

someone brought a broom to an axe fight