Ref has ice in his veins there, what a call.

Despite all of the discourse around Harry Kane every time Bayern drop points, I really struggle to think that he’s beating himself up after every gaming thinking “god, I wish I’d stayed in London and not won anything there either”…

The top 3 in the Championship are playing a spectacular game of “who wants it least” over the last few weeks…

Woman on the flight next to me whilst we taxi is having a phone call on speakerphone and coughing her absolute guts up. Bring back covid shaming. And hanging.

Gurn it up you weirdo.

I really couldn’t care less about football 99% of the time, but my GOODNESS it’s nice to see Klopp & Liverpool lose.

Only winning bet of the day was a 4/1 antepost poke on something that romped home at 9/1. Get me in the bin.

Literally just remembered that it’s Cheltenham today. Not big horse racing guys the CEE lot. Placepots incoming, they’ll learn! #Cheltenham

This video single-handedly keeping Elon’s investment afloat today. Great content.

Please, please open with “Yeah”. My other bet was the overs… #SuperBowl

First experience of a lie-flat suite for a transatlantic flight today. I travel a lot. Never really fussed about flying coach previously, this is going to ruin it for me 😂. #delta

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Off: Dike
On: Malcolm

In Cyprus for a few days, so it’s already gone midnight- happy new year all, hope it brings you plenty of good times, with a West Brom playoff final victory around halfway, and culminating in an all-time #christmasruined to top us off. #2024NewYear

Halfway round the m25 en route to my first West Bromwich Albion game in 2 years :’). Big Christmas 2023 redemption moment incoming, courtesy of a 93rd minute winner today. #baggies !

Absolutely travesty. A Christmas Day with no food, no alcohol, and a roaring fever. Heartbroken.

Absolute travesty, flew back to the UK for Christmas and I feel like death. Can’t face eating anything on a day purely designed for devouring 10,000 calories in 12 hours. Poured myself my first ever Christmas Day drink to try and power through the next few hours… help :’)

Don’t suppose anyone on Twitter could make use of my tickets to see Wonka tonight at The Luna Cinema Battersea? After a day of Christmas shopping I’m 100% not getting across London for that now… #Wonka free to a good home

Pretty sure my Uber driver is making me listen to an album of covers he’s recorded himself. We’re bumping through Prague listening to a slightly off-key rendition of “Man in the Mirror” by MJ with a backing track. Wild.

“You have Spotify?”

“No mate. Sorry. Never heard of it”

Just received a push message from LinkedIn for this role.

With my whole heart, no.

If you’re one of the 16 current applicants for this role, I urge you to get in the sea.

Warren Zaire-Emery starting for France today. Born in 2006, and a full 25 years younger than Lee Casciaro, lining up against him for Gibraltar. #Euro2024Qualifiers