I smile when I watch anime too

I put pto bc I would have off myself in my company’s bathroom

being me is exhausting

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

alexa was the worst thing to happen to me, I hate that robot with everyone ounce of me

There is NO reason being a librarian requires a Master’s degree

did he tell you that lol

Mitch was definitely the bottom in the relationship with cameron on modern family

Everytime I go on twitter I regret it

women have started to figure out how to use the husbandjak

i’m convinced she’s the most gorgeous woman i’ve ever seen

targeted post

Israel slaughtered Palestinians who were merely waiting for food rations.

And now the whole world knows.

A state that cannot exist without genocide has no right to exist.

Me realizing instead of parenting them I can just traumatize them back:

WHY IS THIS PIGEON PRETENDING TO BE A CHICKEN

finally REAL men

of course my CEO chooses me to help him prank our VP. 😭😭😭 who is also my BOSS 😭😭😭😭

sometimes I have to avoid twitter at all times

dude looks like a Simpson

If I got hyped up like this to do drugs I’d be a crackhead