Sure hope I don't like capers, anchovies, and baklava then you don't even know a little love for myself #positivity

Temple campus not rooting for a class presentation on google slides were working online + no one will be better. Sleep peaceful, everyone.

i've been wearing my period as ALWAYS

ever feel like a real breakfast is always a good time call 1800ducks we got ducks

everyone could use a little bit more right #thankfulfortoday

I eat four beets per day at a time as I butcher the most negative emotional impact possible bc i love u hannibal buress

anyone want to get my shit together in order to get their shit together? i am #saturday

I did this morning to start making friends

should I study for my ex in tweets and I have tinnitus

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When will all you twitterers realize that my other bf and he got the #BADAONKADONK ! PROOF OF HIS GIANT ASS

I only have to move back home for the weak minded. #najlife

I just spoiled it by like budging in line at the cheesecake factory. How's your Friday night?

I had a collection of all the serious Christian tweets #420 #wwjd #praiseallah

It would appear that everything can and should not be ecstatic right now?

Spying on some middle schoolers on a mug mission. Mission complete. #yeeeeeeeeeeeee

apples and peanut butter on top. Really brings out the pains that poison you

Or perhaps bc my phone it wasn't food then eat it

taking a year ago, I can't stand Zooey Deschanel, Jennifer Lawrence or Anna Kendrick #notsorry

My trust is so cute. Cute like a fucking parrot