It is almost upon us! Chag Pesach Sameach!

Do not, I repeat do not, eat spaghetti style pasta after having your wisdom tooth removed

It gets extremely gnarly if/when the string gets stuck in the socket 💀😭

Wisdom tooth extraction update: where my tooth was is now quite itchy, apparently this is a good sign

Shabbat shalom x

I’m finding my inability to eat spicy food almost as difficult as the exhaustion and dull ache from my wisdom tooth extraction

What I wouldn’t do for a spicy curry right now

…. except Purim was weeks ago and it’s actually Passover next week

I cried and cried and needed numbing cream for the cannula to calm my nerves but the bastard has been removed and I lived

🚨 NEW: A British Army veteran of 13 years and victim of the Windrush Scandal has died in Jamaica after being left destitute and humiliated by UK government buff.ly/4aQxF7L

Live on @timesradio now 📻

Someone at the Express really has a fixation with Meghan judging by the last few tweets…

Coming up on ⁦Times Radio⁩ ..
⁦Liam Fox MP⁩ on Israel-Iran +
⁦Care4Calais⁩ on Rwanda +
⁦Alex Deane⁩ our new face +
⁦Nadine Batchelor-Hunt⁩ & ⁦Jane🎗️⁩ on papers +
⁦Will Pavia⁩ on Trump trial +
⁦Robin Lustig⁩ at midnight

ICYMI: I was on #PoliticsLive earlier! You can catch it on iPlayer 📺

Starting to wonder if this was part of the honey trap scam… I had these messages last summer

I swiftly blocked them because I smelt a rat but they look even more strange given the recent developments…

Thanks for all the kind words, I’m increasingly freaking out but they’ve helped a little bit

Wisdom teeth just need to get in the evolutionary bin, there’s nothing wisdom-y about the pointless, useless, stupid shites 😭

I'm having my wisdom tooth out tomorrow under general anesthetic & I'm not feeling great

To be frank, I am absolutely petrified - so if anyone has any advice on how to make it a painless as possible or wants to share not horror stories to make me feel better about it please do😭

Tonight on my Times Radio show:

✅ Tobias Ellwood MP and Aaron David Miller on Iran and Israel
✅ Matt Dathan on Rwanda
✅ Elie Honig on Trump trial
✅ Nadine Batchelor-Hunt, Lucy Beresford and Sarah Baxter on tomorrow's front pages and everything else

And plenty of headphone fiddling.

Not so happy Sunday, pray for my clutch 😭

Looks like UK is involved in trying to help shoot down Iranian drones and missiles tonight as rumours swirl of involvement of RAF Typhoons from Akrotiri

Downing St operational update coming soon