Green flag: he always tells me “good job” and gives me a high five after

If you used to listen to dvd commentaries, you love podcasts now. That’s just a fact

I’m ENM but with dogs

Is anyone else scared that Britney might be a little too free?

I genuinely enjoy the metal tingle sounds that cars make right after they’re turned off

I want to tell younger me not to worry, Coolio will definitely make it to 24 years old.

I hope someone is talking shit about me right now

The part in John Wick where he’s bleeding and watching a video of his wife over and over again, except it’s me and I’m watching Kelsey Grammer fall off that stage

I’m over bad boys. Let’s start chasing bed boys, ladies! Ones who like to stay home and cuddle. Glamorize sharing bowls of soup under blankets, please.

He’s back for another dip
#loveisblind2

If you could guarantee that Tom Cruise would be shamed in front of a group, I’d go to more sex parties.

Why would you name a rabbit Bugs? Very dumb

I’m such a Miranda

If you’re not garlic bread, why even, y’know?

Serious question:
where can I listen to Mambo’s 1 through 4?

It was nice of Kim and Kanye to let them film The Tragedy Of Macbeth at their house

Kim Kardashian ye #thetragedyofmacbeth

I need Seth Morris to know I love whenever he pops up on my screen

I’m about to give an epic handjob during The Quiet Place 2!!!!!!!