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Nathan W Pyle

@nathanwpyle

Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus

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me: some are about physical pain and others are humiliation

therapist: could we move on from the Home Alone traps

me: the micro machines are BOTH

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a mind-bending thriller you say? well good luck because as I watch I’ll be reading the
E P I S O D E R E C A P

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ok you have a specific kind of telekinetic power that allows you to manipulate only objects that start with either A B C or D, which letter do you choose?

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🎡 even while we sleep 🎡
🎡 they are tightening 🎡

- Tears for Fears, on our hamstrings

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I've kept a list going since Theo started talking bc the phrases knock me out

I need you to know this [any info he wants to share]
falling into love
amn't [not actually incorrect!!]
when I just started [when he was a baby]
make me into a box [when he wants a double arm cuddle]

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'The hunger war has started.' A bag of flour goes for $120 in Gaza. There's a black market for sugar. Forget about eggs. Thousands of people pounce on aid trucks when they arrive; crowds ransacked a warehouse where food had piled up before distribution. apnews.com/article/israel…

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