The only Tortured Poet I'm interested in is Jordan Spieth

Nobody:

Taylor Swift singing about Charlie Puth:

sir a second album has hit the swifties

Peter Drury pre-match hype voice:

The Tortured Poets Department

So it begins

Whoever buys one of these should never be allowed to buy anything ever again

it’s essentially piano man for people who can’t afford to buy a house

Boy has the world at his feet, makes a WC semi final, UCL final and 2x POTY before he falls off and gets consumed by his own demons. Takes accountability, refuses to blame anyone or anything else, keeps his head down and comes back for one last dance.

Scriptwriters PLEASE I beg

When Roger Bannister was stuck, coming just shy of the sub 4 barrier...

He didn't double down trying to train harder...

He and his mates took a break. They left training, drove to the mountains, and went climbing for 3 days.

2 weeks later, Bannister ran the world's first sub 4

Spotted at the #Yotes practice facility:

☠️

Congrats to everyone who broke this niche sport and then said “If everyone was competing in the same place, that would fix it.”

I emptied the notebook to bring you the scenes I'll remember the most from a memorable week at the Masters. Thanks for reading and supporting No Laying Up.

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Art. 🎨

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“Moments” by Kevin Van Valkenburg

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