Me when I see a sunset:

Dear airport,
I miss you & cant wait to see you...😘

bae let me see your phone i wanna start my diet.

don’t forget to gym today fatty

Y’all call it a bender, I call it networking.

Dj booth

Stanley know it's gone be LICKERRRRRRR in these mfs this summer tf

I swear being bilingual sometimes is not knowing the word in either language like what do I even speak?!??

So the only “benefit” of leaving your home 3 hours early for a flight is so you can get drunk in the lounge? Got it lol.

Not only is it not Friday, it's not even
Thursday.

Car insurance should give you back your money if you don’t get in an accident. We getting scammed yall

my toxic trait is thinking i need a drink if the temp is above 75

submitting a discussion board post at the club is the most humbling thing

the gym at 5pm look like the club

Eclipse reminded me of her (she blocked me)

Me wasting company time, staring at clouds today like

Tomorrow we invade the Fire Nation.

everybody excited about the sun blacking out but when i do it i have a problem???? bullshit fr

how can i make the solar eclipse about me