It would be really great if I would stop having allergic reactions

When you complete a quest on Duolingo it says you can claim you XP Boost in the shop. Where is the shop??

I wanna go home and read

Dumb and Dumber is an absolute trash movie.

PSA: Being called 'thick' is not a compliment.

Pro tip:
Regular eyeglasses do not provide 100% protection from sawdust.

My friends don't let me do fun things like stealing cats and super gluing my hands.

GTL

Not sure if my stomach will ever be okay

Get me a bev. I am perched.

Holding out for a hero. 🎵
The hero being a rest stop.
#AssClenchGameStrong

I finished 1st place in Sapphire League on @Duolingo!

Not a good day to wear thin socks.

Thirstyyyy

First year I've owed taxes since I started working 13 years ago. I hate this life.

I slept with them like 10 times, but asking them on an actual date is terrifying.

This is your reminder to clean out your pets water and food bowls.

ANNOUNCING... NEW PODCAST!!! Listen to GM Liam run 'The Enmity Cycle' adventure with the cast from Called Shots Entertainment
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'Santa has fire resistance.'

David: 'Kate, you're like flavored water.'