Give me a minute, I'm trying to get my thoughts back under control.

I don’t wanna be where you aren’t.

I absolutely will not do you a solid that's disgusting

My sufferings are not adequately monetized.

“I’ve moved on,” I say to myself. Your voice in my head. Your ghost hugging me tight. Your smile reflecting in my eyes. Your laughter echoing with mine. My love searching for you, looking for its favorite place to land. Some things you don’t ever move on from.

I would like to see almost everything less often, please and thank you.

If you see a guy faceplant into an automatic door, come up and say hi

The heart takes its chances.

Joke's on you. I'm Generation X. If people don't insult me at least daily, I slowly morph back into an old pair of corduroy pants.

Body: it’s sleepy time.

Brain: it’s thinky time.

If you are having a bad day. Give up and sleep then start tomorrow!

Goddamn is a full sentence

I wonder which voice in my head will rule the day.

it's different because you're different

i am so not in the mood for my bullshit

In our next life, please come find me sooner.

It's been almost two weeks since my last meltdown about the Tupperware drawer so don't tell me therapy is useless

Don’t ask me, I let the weather affect what music I listen to